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Friday, April 30, 2010

4/30/10

finding nemo is like my favorite movie. i just thought id put that out there. me and my friends were like quoting it all day :D and im watching it right now :) but its almost over :( anywayz today was the first normal day at school of the week and its a friday lol how bizzar is that? i think its kinda weird but i live for the wierd things in life :) like all of the inanimate objects that i use all time are conspiring against me :S like today after resistance training (which is my gym class but we only lift weights and stuff) i was in the locker room changing into my clothes and my gym locker slammed shut on the skin between my thumb and my finger and it like tried to take my thumb off my hand and it was my right hand and i am right handed and it did not go well... it hurt like all day and i had to ice it all day and i couldnt move my thumb so i could barely write and it was not fun lol and in biology my bitch of a teacher made us reenact the process of making protein chains so i was a tRNA and the way my molecule prop thingy was made was like a yellow hanger with a styrophome ball on the top with red pipe cleaners sticking out of it and it looked like a chicken which is kinda funny because the agricultural science classes were hatching chickens and a lot of them got to get pulled out of the incubator and put into the cage today and my child growth and development class is in the agg science room so we got to play with them and me and my friend kailey sang a song that i made up a few weeks ago to the chicks :) the song goes: cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck chicken chicken cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck chicken chicken :) and the clucks are all sang with like a normal pitched voice and the chickens are all sang like really really low lol i know, im an amazing song writer dont try and deny it :P and like we were under a tornado watch until like 45 mins ago and i think that was awesome cuz i LOVE severe weather :D i wanna be a storm chaser :) but it only stormed for like 20 mins and it wasnt even that bad of a thunder storm :( but it still stormed and that makes me happy enough :) anywayz i should prob go now cuz my sister keeps bugging me and she cant find out about this lol byyyeeeeeeee



*all names have been changed for privacy reasons*

Thursday, April 29, 2010

4/29/10

yup, thats right! its the last day of april!! you know what that means? 23 days till my birthday!!!! :D ill be 16 which means i can driveeeee :D actually, thats technically not true cuz i cant get my license until the end of june because i didnt get my permit until mid-september :( but thats ok :) im sooo excited for tomorrow because its a friday and because all my friends will be at school :D cuz the majority of my friends are juniors and they were all taking the ACTs today and yesterday so of course the seniors didnt have to come to school at all. so today was an a day for the freshman and sophomores and since all of my classes on b days are mostly sophomores the day was almostish normal. all the hallways were empty and 1 of them we werent allowed to walk in because thats where the testing was. my spanish classroom is in one of those hallways so we had spanish in a different room. theres this hallway at the landing of one of the barely used hallways and it looks like through the hallway there is just a bunch of offices and stuff but there is one really small classroom at the end of the hallway and its just kind of awkwardly placed there but it is like the best classroom ever! the view out the window is amazing cuz its like 1/2 undergroundish so like 1/4 of the window all u see is bushes and then above that you see an old radio tower thats not used anymore and it reminds me of my grandma's house because of how like countryish it is i actually felt comfortable in that room and that is rare for me to feel that comfortable at school even though i spend more time there than almost everyone that works there. and since it was a b day and my b day lunch table is normally 3 sophomores including me and 6 juniors, me, jessie, and jenna decided to sit with some other sophomores that we know but rnt really like friends with kinda.., one of them's locker is next to mine and we ride the same bus, one is my friends cousin, and the other one was on the same volleyball team as me in 7th grade. the one who rides my bus was trying to convince us that oatmeal and peanut butter eats stomached fat which is definitely not true because i eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast (yes, breakfast) every day and sometimes i have one for lunch too and occasionally dinner. but i dont like oatmeal so i dont know for sure about that one but im guessing that it doesnt eat stomach fat either. anywayz, it was a weird lunch. and then in my photography class, me and jenna were sharing paper because we both ran out and the teacher gave us some and we decided to share it because almost everyone in my class of 11 people was out. jenna finished off the paper in class today, so i have to go buy some and the people that work at the only store anyone knows of that has it hate my photo teacher and my school for some lame-ass reason. and then in history i always have fun because theres this one kid thats a comedian and hes hilarious and then theres this other kid who has like no common sense and hes really funny too. but the bad thing about history is that liam is in that class and he sits behind caiden who sits right behind me. and liam is still glaring at me all through the entire class :( but me and caiden are friends so we were talking and both caiden and liam wrestle and neither of them are all that good but liam is unfortunately better than caiden and caiden had his keys with him- i dont know why... he's still in drivers ed... but he was swinging them around and i was like u should whack liam with them and caiden like freaked out cuz he knows that liam could beat him up lol anywayz it was and interesting day. when i got home my mom was all excited becuase she wanted me and my sister to watch H.R. Puffenstuff with her so we did and thats like one of her favorite movies and she used to play it sometimes before we moved up here. we used to live about two hours south of here if u didnt know that. but both my mom and i fell asleep. and then my dad through a fit kindaish because i told him to grill the chicken that we were having for dinner instead of me doing it. which i cant grill anything because i have absolutely no idea how to use a grill. and then after dinner my mom and i got into the hot tub :) and it was nice and warm and then when she was all pruney we went inside and got dressed and she went to bed and i did my homework and am updating this. i know, an exciting day lol i need to go to bed now otherwise i have to watch like 20 hours of bad movies. so byyeeeee

4/28/10

today when i woke up i couldnt find my water bottle. yea. i know what ur thinking. that my missing water bottle is not big deal? well, apparently it is cuz i had to use a different one which created all sorts of problems throughout the day. :( anyways when i got to school i hung out with my friends like i do every morning and then when the bell rang i went to the room to take the retired act. it was one of the science rooms but the teacher that teaches in that room is completely obsessed with moles! i mean, there were moles everywhere! big moles small moles fat moles skinny moles mickey moles minnie moles twin moles doctor moles puppet moles farmer moles a mole wearong a kilt... pretty much every mole u can imagine was in there. but ive heard that if u make her a mole u get extra credit so i guess thats good :) anywayz like everyone brought books and stuff to read in case they finnished early, and it turns out we werent allowed to have that stuff! no books, no food, no water, no noise, no looking around... i mean jeeze the list just goes on and on about stuff we couldnt do! but it went by really fast cuz they only give u barely enough time to do each one if u skip a few and guess instead of reading the question. after the act i we went to the gym and had an indoor recess :D i untied my friend isan's shoes like a gaggillon times and the he found a pencil on the floor and threw it at me several times repeatedly :/ then it hit my toe really hard and the led broke on the pencil... so i tied each of shoes like 10 knotted and then 10 knotted the laces from each shoe together in 3 places :D but the water bottle that i had today had a mouth hole that was like waayyyyyy too big for my mouth and because of that i spilled it all over me a bunch of times... and i was wearing a silk shirt so it was really noticeable. :( then in my child growth and developmemt class we watched juno :D that is a funny show :) then when my mom got home we were gonna take 2 chairs and nothing else outside but then dad decided that my mom and i had to take the whole fucking furnicher set outside. :( and then i spent 2 hours trying to write my research paper only to find that the printer wasnt working. so not asking if u had internet cuz mine wasnt. :( anywayz im falling asleep so byyyeeeee


*all names have been changed for privacy reasons*

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

4/27/10

what the fuck is happening to the world???? my dad, who completely hates facebook and everything about it, apparently has one... i looked him up and it didnt look like hes really ever used it, but still! and the only reason i even found out about it is because when i went to log on to mine today, his email was in the login bar thingy! what the hell was he doing?? i think he probably anonymously tries to stalk mine, my sisters, and my moms profiles, which probably doesnt work because they r all set on private... but it still doesnt make sense to me. i went to target today because i had to buy my aunt a birthday card and my sister had to get he friend a birthday present and we saw my friend cal and his mom wanda :) we talked for like 10 minuets even though we were both in a hurryyy it was like the best part of my day, oddly enough :/ well, besides the fact that leon wasnt at school today!! i have no idea if that means i got him suspended or if he was just sick, which i would know if i had been at school instead of a field trip yesterday but i dont really care enough to ask, i think ill just ask shane tomorrow if i see him, which i might not because hes a junior and theyre taking the ACT tomorrow. which, so am i cuz the sophomores are taking a retired ACT. ewwww. but that means that i only have my A4 class tomorrow which is awesome cuz the best a day class that i have and that means 1 a day and 2 b days this week which is extremely odd cuz its an a week but thats awesome in my opinion because i like b days better than a days :) omg!! just now something happened that completely made my whole day :) my friend emily, aka. r-squirrel, and i are talking on facebook which is unbelievably amazing cuz we havent talked in forever for whatever reason... but im sooo happy to talk to her :D anywayz, i need to go to bed because i have to take that dumb retired ACT tomorrow... :( anywayz im still trying to figure out what to write at the very end of all my posts so u gots to comment and tell me!! ok? good. your all gonna do that. byyyeeeeee :)



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Monday, April 26, 2010

4/26/10

today was like the best day so far this year :D i know... thats kind of sad thats its takes almost 5 months to get a good day... not that all the other days were horrible, cuz they werent, they just werent all that good compared to today. anywayz, the day went like this: i woke up, put in my contacts, got dressed, out on makeup, straightened my hair, ate breaktfast (a peanut butter and jelly sandwich), brushed my teeth, put on shoes, ran outside and barely cought the bus, listened to my ipod, got to school, got off the bus, went inside the school, talked to 6 of my friends while waiting for my other friend, went to my locker, went to my guidance coucelors office to get chocolate, went to the photography room where i got a juice box, talked to a few friends, went to the cafeteria, got on a buz, went to the zoo, took pictures for photography at the zoo, got lost like 6 times, at lunch, found some different friends to hang out with, chased a peacock, had a zebra try to pee on my friend, chased a funny looking bird with a feather thingy on its head, went to the gift shop, bought an adorable stuffed penguin, realized what time it was, sprinted to the other side of the zoo with my friends that i was with, go tback on the bus, went to back to school, got on a different bus, talked to different friends, got off that bus, got on a different bus, listened to my ipod, got home, got off the bus, watched tv, went to a really good pizza place for dinner, went to my neigbors house and ate dissert, went home, took a shower, did homework, and started blogging. i know, such an exiting day... :D omg it was really funny. me, maddy, and demi were trying to figure out where we were, and there was this goose and we followed it around for a couple of minuets and then we found this one animal, i think it was called an opak? im not sure... anywayz we were looking at ut and then we decided that we werent going to take a picture of it and demi started to walk away and me and maddy both turn around at about the same time and the goose was like stading on the backs of our shoes! we both like saw it and jumped back with a screem lmfao. and then this one bird, it was huge, was flying and it came down and one foot grabbed my hair and the other foot grabbed demi's hair and we all screemed cuz it freaked maddy out. that was a little scary, i mean, what if the damn bird took us both away? it prob wouldve dropped us in the bear exhibit, which isnt even opened yet, so we wouldve been like stuck forever and ever. but it was a lot of fun, id deffinately very happily repeat today :) and it was sooo aswesome, no one in my family fought today for the first time in who knows how long :D anywayz im tired so im gonna go to bed now. goodnight and good byyyeeeeee


*names have been changed to respect privacy*

Sunday, April 25, 2010

4/25/10

Today i went to my cousins house for my uncles birthday party :) it would have been more fun, had my other cousins been ivited to, but it was just my family and my uncles family cuz my uncles mom threw the party and she made a pie for my dad cuz he has cancer. anywayz, like i said yesterday, i drove. that wouldntve been such a big deal, but my dad insisted on sitting in the front seat. my mom at least understands that im not familiar with the roads down there (my extended family lives about 2 hours south from me) and that im still learning to drive... while my dad likes to just assume that i know what im doing and how to get all the way down there without any directions besides the one time he told me every street id have to drive on. like im gonna remember that? ha! my memory is just about as good as Dory's on finding nemo lol but sinse i had no idea where i was and where i was going, my dad freaked out and yelled at for like 45 minets because i missed a turn! and i wasnt even on the interstate or anything so i could easily turn around... and when i asked him a question he just asked it right back at me... does he want me to get in a crash and possibly kill us all? i mean... i know hes dying and everything and that i am actually looking forward to death, yes i know im wierd like that, but sheesh he couldve been a lot nicer about it, especially sinse it was raining... so, my cousin Megs and i decided that over the summer we would go to all the concerts that are mainly for younger kids, like justin beiber and nick jonas, wearing clothes with question marks on them cuz we dont understand why people like them. if you know leave a comment telling me because i honestly dont get it. i think i should probubly go to bed now cuz i have to get up at 6 to go to school but im going on a feild trip for my photography class to the zoo so we can take pictures :D that makes me happy because tomorrow is an a day and i have all my sucky classes on a days. b days are better. and then i think i have tech club after but im not sure... maybe ill stay after school just in case and then if i dont ill go over to the grade school and tutor :) i should come up with something i always say at the end of my blog... comment telling me what i should say to plz thx :) byyeeeeee


*all names have been changed to respect privacy*

Saturday, April 24, 2010

4/24/10

so, today i went shopping for a dress and swimsuits. it took foreverrr to find a swimsuit that fits me cuz i have big boobs and im pretty skinny :/ anyways eventually i found some and my sister was being a bitch and she tried to kill it :( and then when we were looking at dresses i ended up buying a cute shirt and pants instead because that outfit was wayyy cuter than all the dresses combined :) and its not like the outfit had to be a dress or anything... :) theres this mall cop at the mall i went to and his brother, leon, is in my grade. he stalked me on the phone for awhile and then in geometry one day he rubbed his dick on my hand :/ it was very disgusting. and because he was stalking me and i hated him so much i told my guidance counselor who made me tell the dean who told leon that he was suspended. that made me and everyone else in the entire school happy because hes creepy to everyone and no1 likes him. leons mom called the school and got him out of every punishment! he threatened to make up a bunch of shit about me a few weeks later and so the dean threatened to press charges against him and his mom got him out of that too :( i dont think that was very fair, because he clearly deserves to be punished in some way... almost all of my friends have been stalked by him too so its not like i was the first person he ever stalked... i was just the first person to do anything about it... whatever, it doesnt really matter, anyway leon hates me now :) he like stares at me the whole class period for the 2 classes we have together (geometry, history, a lunch, and, depending on the day, morning study period) its really awkward. anyways ima do a lot of driving in the morning so i need to go to bed. byeee :)


*all names have been changed for the protection of their identity*